Here are a few things that happened recently in this wild zoo. I really don't know where my girls get this from. Seriously.
Scene: Lunch time & both girls are eating
Stella: Can I have an Oreo
Me: Yes you can- when you are done eating your sandwich
*I exit the kitchen to use the restroom. I'm gone 2 minutes tops.
New Scene: Stella shoving her sandwich in Gracie's mouth telling her to hurry.
Scene: 8 am. Stella got a new Pooh that sings and dances & everyone was in the living room.
Stella: pushes the button to make Pooh start to sing.
Stella screams: Shake it Daddy! Shake it Mommy! Shake it Gracie!
New scene: Dancing at 8am
Scene: Stella playing with several red solo cups by herself, peacefully.
Gracie: Ran towards Stella, knocked her down, ripped 2 cups out of Stella's hands and starts running and screaming towards me.
Stella: Gets up, screaming towards me as well, catches Gracie about a foot away from me, knocks her down, grabs the cups.
Stella: "We don't do that Gracie!"
Me: Everyone in timeout (including me!)
Scene: Lunch time
Gracie: Farts
Stella: Are we having a farting competition? (laughing)
Me: No
Stella: (Trying to fart) (still laughing)
Stella: Farts (laughs)
Gracie: Farts (laughs)
Me: (Thinking to myself am I raising girls or boys- so freaking gross!)
Me: D where did they learn this 'competition'? Or the word competition for that matter?!
D: I have no clue.
Me: Awesome.
Stella & Gracie: Still farting, and still laughing
My kids are NOT boring.
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